“God, it’s me, Barney. What up? I know we don’t talk much, but I know a lot of girls call out your name because of me.”
LEMON LAW!
The Lemon Law is a thing. Conceived by Barney to avoid spending too long a date that is going nowhere, the Lemon Law entitles a person to call off the date within the first five minutes with no repercussions.
